Paris Hilton, reflecting upon her stint doing hard time.
"I used to act dumb. It was an act...."
You don't say? Oh please, tell me more.
"...I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. I was not myself. It was a horrible experience,” Hilton said.
Wait, uh, you're like, uh, in jail, right? Yeah, that's pretty much a cage, sweetie. Good luck getting over the dumb act. Ack, I can't believe this stuff even makes it into my brain, but you just can't beat just desserts.