We've got some major problems in this country. One problem that isn't getting nearly enough attention is the need for standarization of spicyness scales between different restaurants. See, I like spicy food, and when you go to a Chinese, Thai, or Indian restaurant, they have spicyness in terms of stars (but as we'll see, they're not the same stars). Mexican restaurants have little peppers by the food, and some wing places have "alarms" from 1-7, and regular old places have mild/medium/hot. But that's just the...

Captain Brownstar (whoever that is - I have my suspicions) has requested pictures of naked chicks. I'm sorry, I can't deliver that due to the new rules imposed by CBS and other confused organizations surrounding content that's family friendly. And if anything, I strive to be family friendly. As such, I have chosen to post this picture depicting a woman participating in everyone's favorite new party game: sword swallowing. Enjoy! ...

I suck at blogging. I feel like it's fair to say my life is as interesting as your average persons but I can't think of things to write about. Well, that's not entirely true but I'd prefer not to self-incriminate. But we did have a bad ass double rainbow over campus today. That was cool. Unfortunately it was due to some really nasty weather.